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extracake:

"George Bush has painted over 50 puppies"

extracake:

"George Bush has painted over 50 puppies"

lamapalooza:

i would do things to you that your memory foam mattress would try to forget

123jaclyn321:

zurashisu:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

thediamondthatlived:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

I don’t know. What?

a condescending con descending.

get out

That was beautiful

smallworldofbigal:

pusssyliquor-13:

For those of you who are struggling with the concept of work today…

are dogs even real

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callmechachi96:

In honor of Christmas, I would like to remind everyone that the United States almost voted the Mayor of Whoville as President

callmechachi96:

In honor of Christmas, I would like to remind everyone that the United States almost voted the Mayor of Whoville as President

exersizeme:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source. This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

I remember learning this in psychology sophomore year, and we did an activity where we had to ask our partner a set of kinda weird questions and watch their eyes and record which way their eyes moved. Was pretty accurate.

exersizeme:

arystar:

blingostarr:

courtbo:

finishedby5am:

Wow.

The human body is fascinating

I keep telling people this shit in real life and they don’t believe me.
I’ve seen it from multiple sources, and this just adds another (albeit usually unreliable) source.

This is actually legit, guys.  This is how your eyes move when you’re thinking about something.  It’s actually a good way to tell if someone is lying or not, because they’ll look to their left (your right, durr) when they’re constructing false memories, and to their right when they’re actually remembering them.

HOLY CRAP. SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REF.

I remember learning this in psychology sophomore year, and we did an activity where we had to ask our partner a set of kinda weird questions and watch their eyes and record which way their eyes moved. Was pretty accurate.

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